瞬間死亡連帽衫
$28
$56
In stock
Category: 連帽衫-圓領
大多數人認為你應該穿燕尾服去行刑。但燕尾服是對死者的尊重。而你的口渴不值得你的尊重。如果有機會，它會殺了你和你所愛的每一個人。相反，穿上一件連帽衫。讓你的口渴知道你不只是去看它死，而是之後要在它的墳墓上閒逛。版型偏大，若想合身請選小一號。
Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)
The fabric is thick enough that I actually forgot I was wearing it until someone read the text aloud and cracked up. It's morbidly funny in a way that fits my personality perfectly, and the fit is true to size.
This thing gets me more stares than my actual face tattoo, and honestly? Worth every penny. The cotton is surprisingly heavy too, so it’s not just a joke shirt—it’s a real winter layer.
The sizing runs true and the crew neck sits just right—no weird bunching after a wash. Wore it to a bleak Tuesday meeting and honestly, the print on the chest matches the vibe perfectly.
