Liquid Death

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz)

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$19.5 $39 In stock

Category: MERCH

Introducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally murdering thirsts from now until the end of time. It’s the last water bottle you’ll ever need.

Or slim down with the 24oz Reusable Slaughter Bottle.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

David ★★★★★

The 32oz size is perfect for keeping my water ice-cold through an entire workday, and the lid seals tight enough that I can toss it in my bag without a second thought. I've been using it daily for two weeks now and it's already paid for itself in cans saved.

Sofia H. ★★★★★

Ran it through the dishwasher twice already and it still holds up like day one, which is more than I can say for my last bottle. The whole "thirst slaughtering" bit is silly but honestly, it fits the vibe. Perfect for keeping on my desk and refilling all day without it ever feeling flimsy.

Charlotte R. ★★★★★

The 32oz capacity is perfect for my gym bag, and the fact that it’s a reusable take on a can means it’s got that rugged vibe without the waste. I’ve used it daily for a week now, and the thirst-slaughtering hype actually holds up—it keeps my water cold and feels solid in my hand. Only wish it came i