Category: LIFESTYLE
Introducing the only beach towel big enough to comfortably fit two to three dried out corpses on it in style.
Artwork by Jamie Browne.
The fabric feels thick and sturdy, and it genuinely spreads out wide enough for three people (or unlucky beachgoers) to sprawl without touching elbows. My friends couldn't stop laughing at the artwork, and it dried surprisingly fast after a dip.
This thing is hilariously morbid and somehow still classy, the print looks even better in person. Laid it out for a group of friends and we all fit comfortably, which honestly surprised me given the description’s… subject matter. Perfect conversation starter and it’s genuinely massive.
Took it to the lake last weekend and two of my buddies fit on it with room to spare, just like the listing promises. The artwork gets way more laughs than I expected, and it dried off surprisingly fast after a dip.
