Category: COLLABS
Took these to a muddy festival and they stayed put through a mosh pit—no slipping at all. The splatter-proof coating made cleanup a breeze after a friend sprayed beer everywhere. Comfortable enough to wear all day without pressure behind my ears.
Came for the ridiculous name, stayed because these things actually fit my giant head perfectly and stay put even when I'm sweating. The shatterproof claim is no joke—I've dropped them on concrete twice already with zero scratches.
The lenses are so clear and the fit is tight enough that they don't bounce around when I'm actually running—not just posing for photos. Wore them chainsawing brush all afternoon with zero fogging up.
The matte black frame feels surprisingly solid, and the lenses cut glare perfectly during my afternoon mountain bike ride. These things are built like a tank but comfortable enough to wear all day.
The shatterproof claim is no joke — I accidentally dropped mine on concrete and they didn’t even scratch. Also, they block the sun way better than my old pair ever did, so I’m actually comfortable driving in bright light now.
The shatterproof lenses actually held up fine after I dropped them on concrete, though the fit is a bit snug for my wider face. Still, they block glare like a champ during afternoon drives.
They're definitely the most ridiculous-looking shades I own, which is exactly what I was going for. The lenses are surprisingly clear and shatterproof, though the frame feels a tiny bit flimsy for the price. Still, they do the job for mountain biking and get a laugh every time.