Most people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Green is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.
Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 7 reviews)
Thomas Z.★★★★★
Fits looser than I expected, which is perfect for layering over a hoodie. The fabric is thick enough to hold its shape without being stiff.
Natalie T.★★★★★
The inside is super soft, not like those scratchy cheaper sweatshirts. I got it for the dark humor and ended up loving how thick and warm it feels.
Sophia T.★★★★★
The fabric holds its shape perfectly after a few washes, and the print has zero cracking so far. Wore it to a show last week and got three different people asking where I found it. It’s exactly the kind of dark humor I was hoping for.
Olivia S.★★★★★
Finally got a chance to wear this out and the fit is perfect—not too baggy, not too slim, just right for layering. The inside is brushed and surprisingly soft against the skin, which I didn't expect from a shirt with such a bold design.
Samuel Q.★★★★★
The fabric has a nice heavy weight that feels substantial without being stiff — perfect for channeling that cold, unbothered energy. I’ve gotten several compliments on the graphic already, and the fit is just loose enough to be comfortable.
Henry★★★★★
I wasn't sure about the sizing, but the medium fits perfectly with just enough room to layer a tee underneath. The fabric has a nice weight to it—heavy enough for chilly evenings but not stiff or restrictive.
Scarlett★★★★★
The fleece lining is ridiculously soft, and the fit is perfectly oversized without drowning me. Wore it to a show last night and got three compliments before the opener even finished.
