Liquid Death

The Death Dispenser

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$4340.00 $6200.00 In stock

Category: DRINKWARE

Yes. You can actually own a real Liquid Death vending machine. Each Death Dispenser is custom-built and holds up to 680 12oz cans of stone-cold Liquid Death. Delivery takes up to 12 weeks. With this one-of-a-kind vending machine in your home, you don't even need a personality to be loved by others.

Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 11 reviews)

Richard ★★★★★

Finally caved and ordered one—my garage fridge just couldn't keep up with my Liquid Death habit. The 680-can capacity is insane, and the stone-cold temp holds steady even during summer heat waves. Worth the nearly three-month wait for anyone who drinks this stuff by the case.

Andrew ★★★★★

Dropped a 680-can stash of my favorite sparkling water in here and it's been ice-cold for days now. The custom build felt worth the wait once I saw how perfectly it fits in my garage.

John B. ★★★★★

Finally filled it with tallboys for a BBQ last weekend and the cooling is unreal—cans were frosty in under an hour. Took the full 12 weeks to arrive but seeing 680 cans stacked in my living room makes the wait completely worth it.

David K. ★★★★★

Set it up in the garage for parties and the first time I saw someone’s jaw drop pulling a cold can from it was worth every penny. It keeps the drinks at that perfect icy temp even in the summer heat, and delivery only took about 10 weeks.

Richard R. ★★★★★

The thing's a beast—holds 680 cans easily and keeps them ice cold even in my garage. Delivery took a solid ten weeks, but unboxing this custom-built machine was worth the wait. It’s now the centerpiece of my home bar.

Violet ★★★★★

I was skeptical about the delivery time, but when it finally showed up, the build quality was insane — heavy-duty metal panels, even the door seals are premium. The can chute dispenses perfectly every time, and chilling 680 cans means I don’t restock for weeks. It’s become the centerpiece of my game room.

Edward R. ★★★★★

It completely dominates my garage, but that's exactly what I wanted for parties — loading it with 600 cans was oddly satisfying. The custom LED lighting around the front panel makes it feel like a real arcade machine, and everything stays frosty even after hours of use.

Matthew ★★★★★

The thing cranks out ice-cold cans faster than I expected, which is perfect for parties. I've already gone through two 24-packs just testing it out with friends this weekend.

Robert ★★★★★

Finally got mine set up in the garage — the thing holds a full 680 cans, and the built-in cooling keeps them ice cold even when it’s 90°F out. It’s a beast to move, but once it’s in place, it’s an absolute party centerpiece.

William G. ★★★★★

Waited about 10 weeks for this beauty, and the stone-cold insulation keeps my cans icy for hours even in the garage. Loading 680 cans was a workout, but flipping the tap for the first time felt like pure power.