Instant Death Sweatshorts
$22.00
$44.00
In stock
Category: BOTTOMS
Hit the beach, hit the gym, or hit on your parole officer in these super soft limited edition sweatshorts.
Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 11 reviews)
The fabric is seriously soft—I wore these to the gym and forgot I had them on. They’ve held up after a few washes without pilling, which is a nice surprise for such a lightweight pair.
Finally, a pair of shorts that’s soft enough to sleep in but tough enough for a quick jog to the corner store. The elastic waistband is snug without digging in, and the length hits just above the knee—exactly what I needed. Kept them on all day after a trip to the beach, no complaints.
The material is noticeably thicker and softer than most shorts I've tried, and the elastic waistband holds up well during sprints. Perfect for lazy days or quick workouts.
I've been wearing these almost every day since they arrived—the waistband is super comfortable and doesn't dig in at all. Perfect for lounging around the house or a quick trip to the store.
Got these for the beach and they’re perfect — the waistband stays put even when wet, and the pockets are deep enough for my phone. Only wish they had a zipper pocket for keys, but the fabric’s so soft I’m not complaining.
The fleece lining is surprisingly plush and warm without being bulky, so I can wear them lounging around the house or running quick errands. The drawstring is sturdy and doesn't come undone every time I sit down.
Finally, shorts that actually stay put when I squat — no weird bunching. The length is perfect, not too long or short, and the softness is a huge bonus. Been wearing them nonstop since they arrived.
Picked up a pair for a beach day and they held up perfectly even after getting soaked. The drawstring is thick and sturdy, not the cheap kind that frays. Only wish they came in more colors.
These shorts are ridiculously soft—way comfier than my usual gym shorts—and the fit is perfect for lounging or a light workout. They've already become my go-to for errands.
The material is noticeably thicker and softer than typical gym shorts, which I appreciate. They fit true to size and have good range of motion for squatting. Only wish they came in more color options.