Category: LIFESTYLE
I was a bit skeptical about the "two corpses" claim, but this towel really does spread out huge and fits me and my partner perfectly. The dark print hides sand surprisingly well, which is a lifesaver after a windy day.
I spread this out at the beach and it easily covered my two friends and me—the artwork is way more striking in person than I expected. The cotton feels thick and durable, and it dries surprisingly fast after a dip.
I love that this towel is actually massive enough to sprawl out on comfortably, and the "corpse" graphic gets a laugh every time I use it. The fabric dried me off quickly after a dip, and the morbid theme just makes beach days more fun.
This towel is hilariously morbid and huge—it actually fits me and my partner sprawled out with room to spare. The cotton feels thick and absorbent, not flimsy like most novelty towels. Perfect for lounging at the beach with a dark sense of humor.
The print is so sharp and the colors really pop, and it's genuinely huge—plenty of room for two people and all our gear. Dries off fast and doesn't shed sand everywhere like cheaper towels.
The print is even more striking in person, and I love that it's wide enough for two people to lounge without touching. Perfect conversation starter at the beach.
I was pleasantly surprised at how much room there is—spread this out and you genuinely have space for two people plus a cooler. The fabric dries fast after a dip, which is a huge plus when you're lounging on the sand.
Finally, a towel that lives up to its name — I tossed it over two sandy friends and still had room to sprawl out myself. The grim reaper graphic is morbidly hilarious and the fabric dried me off surprisingly fast after a dip.
I've had this towel for two beach trips now and the morbidly generous size actually makes it perfect for group lounging. The artwork is such a fun conversation starter, and it dries surprisingly fast after a swim.
Dries off two adults easily with room to spare, and the skeleton artwork is way more fun in person than it looked online. Towel’s actually thick enough to feel substantial on the sand too.