Liquid Death x Slowtide ポンチョ・オブ・ドゥーム

The unadulterated terror is real — my neighbors literally crossed the street when I wore it to grab the mail. The fabric dries shockingly fast, so I've been using it as a makeshift towel at the lake all week. If you want to clear a beach, this is your weapon.

My beach buddies hide their towels now when I walk by in this thing. The terry cloth is thick and actually dries you off fast, plus the hood fits over a wet head without choking you. It's gloriously extra and I'm here for every second of the chaos.

The skull graphics are so bold they actually scare my dog every time I walk past the drying rack. It’s roomy enough to wrap around me completely after a swim, and the fabric feels heavier and more substantial than my old beach towel. Definitely the most menacing piece of beach gear I own.