Finally a board that lives up to its name—no sidecut means you either commit fully or eat snow, and honestly that's exactly the thrill I was after. I've had it out twice now and it's terrifying in the best way, a total conversation starter on the lift.
Lily★★★★★
Sure, it sounds ridiculous on paper, but that complete lack of sidecut actually makes for a wild, skate-like feel that I’ve never experienced on snow. It’s terrifying in the best way, and I’ve never had my heart race so much just getting down a blue run. If you’re a thrill-seeker who likes living on
Michael L.★★★★★
Took it out for one run and immediately understood why the warning exists—this thing has zero sidecut, so turns are basically a myth. My legs were shaking by the time I got back to the lift, and I’ve never felt more alive on a board.