Liquid Death

Instant Deathletic Shorts

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$24.50 $49.00 In stock

Category: BOTTOMS

Only the very best athletes who buy these shorts have these shorts. Get your pair today and tell everyone you’re a sponsored athlete.

Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 10 reviews)

Madison ★★★★★

These shorts have a surprisingly secure waistband that stays put during sprints and box jumps. Got a few envious looks at the gym today.

Alexander ★★★★★

I was skeptical about the “sponsored athlete” claim, but the shorts fit perfectly and the waistband stays put during sprints. They breathe well, too—definitely a step up from my usual gym gear.

Lily ★★★★★

The fabric has this weird, almost sticky texture that makes you feel like you’re wearing performance gear, even just lounging around. It’s definitely a conversation starter at the gym.

Stella T. ★★★★★

The fabric is surprisingly breathable even during a heavy workout session, and the waistband stays put without digging in. I’ve worn them for running and lifting, and they handle both perfectly.

Christopher ★★★★★

I was skeptical about the "sponsored athlete" tagline, but the stitching around the waistband is surprisingly durable—held up through a muddy obstacle course without any fraying. The fabric also dries in half the time of my usual gym shorts.

James ★★★★★

The inner thigh gusset is cut perfectly for deep squats without any binding, and the moisture-wicking fabric kept me dry through a two-hour session. I've already ordered a second pair so I'm never without one.

Henry ★★★★★

The mesh waistband really lets you breathe during sprints, and the deep side pockets actually hold a phone without flopping around. These shorts make me feel like I’m training for something serious.

Ava ★★★★★

Finally, shorts that actually stay in place when I sprint — the waistband doesn't budge at all. The material wicks sweat so well that I barely felt damp after an intense workout.

William T. ★★★★☆

The waistband stays put during box jumps, which is a huge plus. I wish the pocket were a bit deeper for my phone, but overall they perform well for training.

Steven ★★★☆☆

The fabric feels durable enough, but the waistband runs a bit tight for my liking. They’re okay for casual wear, though I wouldn’t call them game-ready like the ads suggest.