Sweatshirt Mort Instantanée

The fabric is thick enough that I actually forgot I was wearing it until someone read the text aloud and cracked up. It's morbidly funny in a way that fits my personality perfectly, and the fit is true to size.

This thing gets me more stares than my actual face tattoo, and honestly? Worth every penny. The cotton is surprisingly heavy too, so it’s not just a joke shirt—it’s a real winter layer.

The sizing runs true and the crew neck sits just right—no weird bunching after a wash. Wore it to a bleak Tuesday meeting and honestly, the print on the chest matches the vibe perfectly.