Liquid Death

Fanny Pack of Death

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$14 $28 In stock

Category: MODE DE VIE

The most terrifying commercial-grade fanny pack legally available on the market. Show pickpockets you’re no rube and that you’re on to their shenanigans with this wonder of modern accessorization. Whether you’re hitchhiking across Europe on gap year with your mom or you're gleaming the local cube with the rest of your skateboard gang, you’ll be the sharpest dressed (and most responsible!) little boy or girl on the playground with the limited edition Fanny Pack of Death.

Customer Reviews (4.5 / 5 · 8 reviews)

Benjamin ★★★★★

Walked through a crowded market with my phone and wallet in the front pouch and didn't get a single tug—that locking buckle plus the thick strap makes me feel like I'm carrying a tiny vault. It's honestly a bit much for a casual hike, but for city trips it's exactly the paranoid energy I needed.

Henry ★★★★★

The latch on this thing clicks shut with such a menacing snap that I swear people flinch when I walk by. It’s got that commercial-grade heft to it, so I actually feel like I’m carrying a tiny vault on my hip instead of a purse.

Abigail A. ★★★★★

Every time I unzip this thing in a crowd, people actually flinch — the whole "commercial-grade" warning on the tag isn't just for show. The buckle is sturdy enough that I've stopped worrying about anyone sneaking a hand in, which is exactly what I needed for market days.