Liquid Death

The Death Dispenser

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$4340.00 $6200.00 In stock

Category: DRINKWARE

Yes. You can actually own a real Liquid Death vending machine. Each Death Dispenser is custom-built and holds up to 680 12oz cans of stone-cold Liquid Death. Delivery takes up to 12 weeks. With this one-of-a-kind vending machine in your home, you don't even need a personality to be loved by others.

Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 7 reviews)

Richard R. ★★★★★

The thing's a beast—holds 680 cans easily and keeps them ice cold even in my garage. Delivery took a solid ten weeks, but unboxing this custom-built machine was worth the wait. It’s now the centerpiece of my home bar.

Violet ★★★★★

I was skeptical about the delivery time, but when it finally showed up, the build quality was insane — heavy-duty metal panels, even the door seals are premium. The can chute dispenses perfectly every time, and chilling 680 cans means I don’t restock for weeks. It’s become the centerpiece of my game room.

Edward R. ★★★★★

It completely dominates my garage, but that's exactly what I wanted for parties — loading it with 600 cans was oddly satisfying. The custom LED lighting around the front panel makes it feel like a real arcade machine, and everything stays frosty even after hours of use.

Matthew ★★★★★

The thing cranks out ice-cold cans faster than I expected, which is perfect for parties. I've already gone through two 24-packs just testing it out with friends this weekend.

Robert ★★★★★

Finally got mine set up in the garage — the thing holds a full 680 cans, and the built-in cooling keeps them ice cold even when it’s 90°F out. It’s a beast to move, but once it’s in place, it’s an absolute party centerpiece.

William G. ★★★★★

Waited about 10 weeks for this beauty, and the stone-cold insulation keeps my cans icy for hours even in the garage. Loading 680 cans was a workout, but flipping the tap for the first time felt like pure power.

Matthew J. ★★★★☆

I was a bit nervous about the 12-week delivery window, but it showed up right on schedule. The cooling system keeps cans absolutely frigid even in my garage, and I love that you can wheel it around. Only wish the interior shelving was adjustable.