Introducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally murdering thirsts from now until the end of time. It’s the last water bottle you’ll ever need. Or slim down with the 24oz Reusable Slaughter Bottle .
Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 7 reviews)
Miles M.★★★★★
I've now killed three gallons of tap water with this thing and the flip-top straw mechanism still works like it's brand new. The 32oz size is perfect for my work bag and actually feels lighter than my old plastic bottle despite holding more.
Lucy L.★★★★★
I was skeptical about a reusable bottle living up to the hype, but this 32oz beast crushes my thirst every time and the wide mouth makes it easy to add ice. Only had it a week, but the textured grip is a nice touch that keeps it from slipping out of my sweaty hands.
Sebastian B.★★★★★
The cap seals so tight I can throw this in my bag without a single leak. Even after a month of daily use and dishwasher cycles, it still looks brand new and keeps my water ice cold all afternoon.
Stella F.★★★★★
I was skeptical about the 32oz size being too bulky, but the wide mouth makes it super easy to fill with ice and chug. The matte finish actually feels nice and grippy, even with wet hands.
Stella R.★★★★★
Finally, a water bottle that doesn't sweat all over my desk during a meeting—the double-wall insulation is legit. The wide mouth makes it easy to toss in ice cubes straight from the tray, and I've been refilling it all day without any plastic taste.
Sofia P.★★★★★
This thing actually keeps my water ice cold for hours, even when I leave it in a hot car during a work shift. The wide mouth makes it easy to drop in a few ice cubes and clean out afterward.
Adam★★★★★
The matte finish feels great in hand, and the wide mouth makes it easy to toss in ice cubes without a struggle. Been using it daily for a week and the insulation keeps my water cold from morning gym session until lunch.
