These psychotic cans of iced tea are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties. 30 calories 6g of sugar from real agave Microdose of 30mg of natural caffeine Enhanced with B vitamins Infinitely recyclable aluminum cans Limited edition art on bottom of each case 12-count 19.2 oz variety pack (Grim Leafer, Rest In Peach, Dead Billionaire, Green Guillotine)
Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 7 reviews)
Henry U.★★★★★
The B vitamins are no joke—I felt a nice little energy lift after lunch without any jitters. The agave sweetness is subtle enough that it doesn't overpower the tea flavor, which is exactly what I wanted. Definitely buying another box before this one runs out.
Kevin Y.★★★★★
These B vitamins really do the trick—I’ve got way more energy sipping these throughout the afternoon than with regular tea. The agave hits smooth, not syrupy at all, and the twist is I actually look forward to my thirst getting “murdered,” weirdly satisfying. Perfect for hot days when you need a kick without coffee jitters.
Riley P.★★★★★
The agave sweetness is just right, not cloying, and the 19.2oz can actually lasts through my afternoon slump. That size plus the B vitamins makes this a solid upgrade from my usual sugary tea.
Riley U.★★★★★
I was a bit skeptical about the agave sweetener, but it makes these teas taste cleaner than the sugary ones I usually grab. The B vitamins actually give a noticeable little kick without the jitters, which is perfect for my afternoon slump. Definitely stocking up again.
Claire★★★★☆
The agave sweetness is balanced just right—not cloying like some other teas. My go-to for afternoon slumps, the B vitamins perk me up without a crash. Only wish they had a few more flavor options in this pack.
Sebastian A.★★★★☆
Was a bit skeptical about the agave sweetness, but it’s actually subtle enough that the tea flavor still comes through. The can size is generous for the price, and I felt alert after one without that jittery crash.
Eli★★★☆☆
The B vitamins are a nice touch for a midday pick-me-up, but the agave sweetness feels a bit cloying after the first few sips, especially with the grapefruit flavor. I'll finish the pack because it's decent enough, just not something I'd rush to buy again.
