If you’ve been stabbed, speared, impaled, and/or chainsawed then you know that winter can be the toughest time of the year: You have to cover up all your near-final wounds in order to stay warm. But now with the limited edition Unforeseen Death Zip Hoodie with art by Will Carsola , you can let others know from afar that a chainsaw once cut through your brain without having to say a word.
Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 23 reviews)
Amelia★★★★★
I wasn't sure about buying a hoodie with a joke like this, but the cotton lining is heavier than most, so it actually keeps the cold out well.
Leo I.★★★★★
The zipper on this hoodie is surprisingly smooth for a piece of clothing that’s supposed to hide chainsaw wounds, and the fabric feels tough enough to survive another winter. The inside lining kept me warm without being too bulky, which is exactly what I needed.
Carter★★★★★
The zipper actually feels sturdy, and the fleece lining is cozy enough to wear without a shirt underneath. I especially appreciate how the pockets are placed deep enough to hold my phone securely.
Alexander★★★★★
The oversized hood is perfect for hiding the bandages around my neck after that unfortunate logging accident. The front pouch pocket sits just right to keep my hands warm without irritating the stab wounds underneath.
Eli H.★★★★★
The fabric is thicker than I expected, which is great for hiding all those awkward stab wounds under a single layer. Fits true to size and the zipper glides smoothly, even over the chainsaw scars across my chest.
Elizabeth Y.★★★★★
Got this for the morbid humor alone, but the zip is actually smooth and the fleece lining is thick enough to hide a few fake stab wounds. It’s surprisingly warm for a hoodie, and the dark fabric hides any coffee stains from my morning commute.
Steven Q.★★★★★
I was expecting a basic hoodie, but the zipper feels surprisingly sturdy and the material is thick enough to actually hide my apocalyptic scars. Keeps me warm without making me sweat through my fake death vibe.
William K.★★★★★
The fleece lining inside this hoodie is seriously warm, and the embroidered wound graphics are morbidly hilarious. I've gotten a ton of compliments on it already.
Violet H.★★★★★
Wore this hoodie out in the freezing cold the other day and the thick fleece lining actually kept me warm while hiding my chainsaw scars perfectly. The front pocket is deep enough to hold my phone and keys without them falling out.
Kevin★★★★★
The fabric’s weight is perfect for hiding the bulk of bandages without being too stiff. I’ve been wearing it every day since it arrived and it still looks new after a few washes.
