Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label. Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Only 10 available to buy. DNA integrity and cloning results not guaranteed.
Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 23 reviews)
Avery★★★★★
I’ve been telling everyone about this—actually getting to hold and display a can the Prince of Darkness personally crushed is just surreal. The DNA trace from his saliva makes it feel like a piece of music history I can touch.
Nicholas★★★★★
The can-crushing audio in the video is surprisingly satisfying, and knowing there's actual Ozzy DNA in the mix makes it a wild collector's item. It's a fun, quirky way to enjoy a low-calorie iced tea with a story behind every sip.
Lily★★★★★
I wasn't sure what to expect from a drink that had actual trace DNA in it, but the low-calorie iced tea itself is surprisingly smooth and refreshing. The novelty of knowing Ozzy crushed my can makes it worth the purchase.
Thomas T.★★★★★
The can-crushing process is such a brilliantly macabre touch—it makes this collectible feel genuinely unholy. I love that his actual spit DNA is supposedly trapped in the aluminum, it adds a weirdly personal layer to owning a piece of metal.
Aurora S.★★★★★
I was skeptical at first, but seeing the crushed can imprints and the actual DNA trace sealed the deal—definitely a conversation starter for my music room. The whole Ozzy crushing cans himself aspect makes it feel more authentic than typical merch.
Emily C.★★★★★
My coworker didn't believe Ozzy's saliva DNA was actually in the can, so I showed him the packaging. The fact that he crushed each can himself makes this a wild piece of music history to own.
Jacob Z.★★★★★
The fact that Ozzy actually crushed each can himself and left trace DNA in the process is just wild enough to make this a hilarious collector's piece. I mounted the crushed can on my shelf and it's already a conversation starter.
Sophia D.★★★★★
I half-expected a gimmick, but the fact that Ozzy actually crushed the cans himself makes this feel like a real piece of rock history. The trace DNA concept is weirdly fascinating, and the low-calorie angle means I don't feel guilty about displaying it on my shelf.
Jason X.★★★★★
The can-crushing audio alone makes this worth it—you can hear every dent. I’ve got mine sealed in a small display box; the trace DNA concept is just weird enough to be awesome.
Mia★★★★★
I was skeptical at first, but seeing the actual can with Ozzy's bite marks and crushed edges is wild. The DNA residue claim feels surprisingly authentic, and the iced tea itself is refreshingly low-calorie.
