Liquid Death

Lazy Death Hammock

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$59.50 $85.00 In stock

Category: COLLABS

Perfect for camping, hiding from your parents, or claiming as the legal address of your crypto startup. Featuring cutting-edge technology such as two hooks and a piece of fabric, you’ll probably never want to sleep vertically again.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 11 reviews)

Abigail Z. ★★★★★

Finally, a hammock that doubles as my crypto startup's official address without any paperwork fuss. The two hooks are surprisingly sturdy for such a basic design, and the fabric feels like it could survive a zombie apocalypse. I've already hung it in my living room to avoid awkward family dinners.

Richard D. ★★★★★

I’ve been using it as my official couch replacement, and the two hooks make setup ridiculously easy—took me under a minute. The fabric feels surprisingly sturdy for how simple it looks, so I’m not worried about it ripping during a lazy afternoon nap.

John ★★★★★

Took this to a music festival and strung it between two trees—the setup was absurdly simple, just two hooks and some fabric, but it held my 200-pound ass for three straight days of napping.

John ★★★★★

Finally hung it up in my backyard, and the fabric is surprisingly sturdy for something so lightweight. Used it for an afternoon nap and it held my weight perfectly without sagging. The two hooks feel solid and the whole setup took under five minutes.

Brian D. ★★★★★

My cat claimed this hammock before I even got it out of the package. It's held up through a week of backyard lounging and looks set to outlast both of us. The fabric is tougher than I expected from something with just two hooks.

Riley ★★★★★

Took this hammock on a camping trip last weekend, and the fabric held up surprisingly well against some rough tree bark I tested it on. The two hooks were easy to secure even when I was setting it up alone in the dark.

Ruby ★★★★★

The hooks are surprisingly sturdy—even held me and my dog when he jumped in mid-nap. I've been using it as my home office for "meetings" and nobody suspects a thing.

Christopher R. ★★★★★

I was a little skeptical about a hammock with such a bare-bones description, but the fabric itself is a heavy-duty ripstop nylon that feels like it could hold a small elephant. Set it up under two trees in the backyard, and it's already my favorite spot for lazy Sunday afternoons.

Olivia ★★★★★

The two hooks are surprisingly sturdy; I set it up between two trees in under a minute. My cat immediately claimed it, so I guess I’m buying a second one for myself.

Alexander ★★★★☆

I set this up in my backyard for an afternoon nap, and the fabric actually blocks enough sun to keep me cool. The only downside is the hooks took a bit of effort to secure into the tree.