Liquid Death

Die Like An Eagle Tee

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$17.50 $35.00 In stock

Category: TEES

A biker lived a little too fast and lost his head, but luckily for him, a deranged beverage corporation attached it to a headless eagle. Now he patrols the skies murdering thirsts from above. The only way to protect you from his deadly claws is by wearing this t-shirt. Art by Sam Pierson . Based on a character by Will Carsola .

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 11 reviews)

Natalie ★★★★★

I was a bit worried the design might look cheap in person, but on this tee every feather and the eagle's deadpan expression pops perfectly. The cotton is thick without being stiff—just right for wearing on a long ride.

Evelyn ★★★★★

The print is incredibly sharp and detailed—the eagle's feathers look almost hand-drawn. I was worried the design might crack after a wash, but it came out perfect. Definitely my new favorite weird t-shirt.

John I. ★★★★★

Wore this to a bike rally and got so many comments on the eagle design—the print quality is sharp and the cotton feels heavier than most band tees.

Scarlett K. ★★★★★

I wasn't sure about buying a cotton shirt for hot weather, but the fabric breathes well enough to wear on a ride. The eagle's head attached to a biker is even wilder in person.

Ryan C. ★★★★★

The eagle graphic is incredibly detailed and the print quality looks like it’ll hold up wash after wash. I’ve already gotten compliments on the wild design from strangers at the gas station.

Timothy T. ★★★★★

The fabric is a nice, heavy cotton that feels like it can handle a few rides, and the screen print on the eagle's feathers is crisp even up close. The joke actually lands with the biker crowd I hang with, which is rare for a tee.

Ava D. ★★★★★

The design is wild and hilarious—the detail on that biker eagle’s sunglasses is crisp, and the fabric feels decently thick. Wore it to a show and got several laughs, but the fit is true to size.

Kevin G. ★★★★★

The fabric is a bit lighter than I expected for a tee, but it's super soft and that eagle print is insanely detailed—definitely gets laughs at the bar. Perfect for anyone who likes their humor a little morbid but still wants a quality shirt.

Alexander ★★★★★

The print is incredibly vivid and the cotton feels thick and durable, exactly what you want for a tee that’s meant to last. I’ve washed it twice already and the color hasn’t faded one bit, which is rare for such a detailed design. It’s a conversation starter for sure, and the fit is true to size.

Joseph D. ★★★★☆

The screen print is really detailed and holds up well after a few washes already. This tee fits true to size with a comfortable, slightly heavier cotton that feels like it will last. Only wish the design was on a softer, worn-in fabric instead of the stiff new material.