Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle . That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining “Flask” and “Casket.”
Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 7 reviews)
Carter Q.★★★★★
I was skeptical about the pouring angle, but the tapered spout actually prevents drips surprisingly well. Used it at a Halloween party and it held a full bottle of wine with room to spare.
Joshua★★★★★
The wide opening makes it surprisingly easy to clean, and the gothic design actually gets compliments at parties. I’ve been using it daily for a week and the seal hasn’t leaked once.
Hannah★★★★★
Took this to a Halloween party and the looks I got were priceless—the curved mouthpiece makes it surprisingly easy to sip without spilling. It holds a full bottle of wine, which is both convenient and morbidly hilarious.
Hazel K.★★★★★
Woke up with a truly ridiculous grin the first morning I used this—the lid seals tight enough that I can toss it in my bag without a single drip, and the stainless steel keeps my coffee hot for hours.
Chloe★★★★★
Was a little skeptical about the practicality, but the extra-long straw reaches the bottom perfectly without any weird bending. Makes my Halloween party setup look incredible and actually holds more than a standard beer bong.
Olivia★★★★☆
I was a bit skeptical about the lid seal at first, but it keeps my drink perfectly contained even when I toss it in my bag. The gothic design got a lot of compliments at the gothic picnic I brought it to. Just wish the straw hole was a tiny bit wider for easy cleaning.
Leo L.★★★★☆
The gasket seal on this thing is surprisingly tight—no leaks at all so far. I just wish the neck was a bit wider for easier cleaning after a heavy night. Still, it’s a fun conversation piece that actually works.
