Der Flasket

The hinged lid seals tight enough that I can toss it in my bag without a drop leaking, and the whole thing feels sturdier than a novelty item should. Drank a full bottle of red out of it at a gothic-themed dinner party and honestly, the awkwardness of lifting it was half the fun.

My buddy brought this to our Halloween party and honestly, it was the star of the night. The long straw reaching down into the casket is genius, and it actually holds a surprising amount of whatever you're pouring in. We passed it around all evening and it never leaked or tipped over, so I've got ze

The theatrical absurdity of it is exactly what I wanted for my Halloween party, and the long straw actually works for practical, awkward sipping. I filled it with punch and it was a huge hit — the irony of drinking from a casket never got old.