The Death Dispenser


Category: DRINKWARE


Category: DRINKWARE
The thing's a beast—holds 680 cans easily and keeps them ice cold even in my garage. Delivery took a solid ten weeks, but unboxing this custom-built machine was worth the wait. It’s now the centerpiece of my home bar.
I was skeptical about the delivery time, but when it finally showed up, the build quality was insane — heavy-duty metal panels, even the door seals are premium. The can chute dispenses perfectly every time, and chilling 680 cans means I don’t restock for weeks. It’s become the centerpiece of my game room.
It completely dominates my garage, but that's exactly what I wanted for parties — loading it with 600 cans was oddly satisfying. The custom LED lighting around the front panel makes it feel like a real arcade machine, and everything stays frosty even after hours of use.
The thing cranks out ice-cold cans faster than I expected, which is perfect for parties. I've already gone through two 24-packs just testing it out with friends this weekend.
Finally got mine set up in the garage — the thing holds a full 680 cans, and the built-in cooling keeps them ice cold even when it’s 90°F out. It’s a beast to move, but once it’s in place, it’s an absolute party centerpiece.
Waited about 10 weeks for this beauty, and the stone-cold insulation keeps my cans icy for hours even in the garage. Loading 680 cans was a workout, but flipping the tap for the first time felt like pure power.
I was a bit nervous about the 12-week delivery window, but it showed up right on schedule. The cooling system keeps cans absolutely frigid even in my garage, and I love that you can wheel it around. Only wish the interior shelving was adjustable.