Deathy Bahama Strandstuhl

Rode it through some choppy wakes and it handled like a dream — that jet-ski power is no joke when you hit the throttle. The seat stays put even when you're cranking it, which surprised me for a beach chair.

Took it out on a calm bay and the first twist of the throttle had me laughing like a kid—this thing genuinely rips. The jet-ski style handling is no joke, and the seat stays comfy even when you’re pushing it hard.

The throttle response is just as wild as the name suggests—it genuinely feels like a jet ski glued to a beach chair, and the power surge when you gun it is a total adrenaline hit. I’ve had it out three times this week and my only complaint is that I have to force myself to get off it before the wave