Liquid Death

Cereal Criminal

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$14.00 $27.99 In stock

Category: Soda-Flavored Sparkling

Some joke that most sparkling waters taste like someone whispered the name of a flavor in another room. But these killer cans of soda-style sparkling will attack your tastebuds with soda-level flavor and only 1/10th of the sugar.* Less Sugar.* Huge Flavor. No Caffeine No Artificial Sweeteners 15 Calories 3g Sugar Infinitely Recyclable Cans We Donate a Portion of Our Proceeds to Help Kill Plastic Pollution Fruity Pebbles and Cream Flavor * 90% LESS SUGAR (LIQUID DEATH HAS 3G SUGAR) THAN THE LEADING NON-DIET SODA (39G-46G SUGAR) PER 12OZ LISTED IN CIRCANA TOTAL US MULO+ W/ CONVENIENCE

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 11 reviews)

Scarlett ★★★★★

Took a gamble on these and they actually deliver the soda-level punch they promise — the fizz is legit strong and the flavor doesn't feel like an afterthought. Perfect for when I'm craving something with real taste but don't want all the sugar.

Lucy V. ★★★★★

Finally, a sparkling water that doesn't taste like a vague memory of fruit—the grape flavor is strong enough to actually taste like soda. The fizz lasts until the last sip, which is rare for cans this size.

Zoe ★★★★★

I was skeptical at first because most "soda-style" waters are disappointingly weak, but this one genuinely has full, punchy flavor that lingers. The carbonation is aggressive enough to satisfy my craving for something fizzy without being overwhelming. Definitely hits the spot when I want a treat without the sugar.

Emily ★★★★★

Finally, a sparkling water that actually tastes like the soda it's named after instead of a vague hint. The carbonation is aggressive in the best way and the flavor intensity is spot on.

George ★★★★★

I'm genuinely surprised how strong the flavor is — it actually tastes like a real soda without all the sugar. The carbonation is aggressive enough to make it feel legit.

Stella L. ★★★★★

Opened one not expecting much, but the flavor actually punches through—my usual sparkling water feels like a ghost compared to this. The carbonation is aggressive in the best way, and it doesn't go flat halfway through the can like others do.

Miles ★★★★★

I was skeptical about soda-flavored sparkling waters, but these actually hit like the real thing without the syrupy sweetness. The orange flavor is so bold and crisp it feels like a guilty pleasure.

Kevin J. ★★★★☆

I grabbed a 12-pack on a whim and the carbonation actually delivers the promised "soda-level" punch—way more intense than your typical seltzer. The only reason it’s not a five-star is that the flavor still feels slightly fleeting after the first few sips.

John F. ★★★★☆

The carbonation is aggressive enough to feel like a real soda, which is exactly what I wanted. My only gripe is that the flavor fades a bit faster than I’d like toward the end of the can.

Thomas ★★★★☆

The carbonation is intense and actually holds its fizz longer than most sparkling waters I've tried. Tastes more like a real soda without the syrupy sweetness. Only wish the can was a bit bigger.