Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy DNA

The cans came individually crushed and sealed in a display case, which makes for a wild conversation piece on my shelf. I can't verify the DNA part scientifically, but the texture of the aluminum is genuinely warped from real pressure.

The crushed-can DNA angle got me, but the real kicker is knowing Ozzy’s actual saliva is sealed in there — I framed mine next to my Black Sabbath records. It’s a weird, hilarious piece of rock history that cost less than a concert tee.

I was skeptical about the whole DNA thing, but the cans are genuinely fun to crush yourself after a sip of that low-calorie iced tea. The tea itself is refreshing without being too sweet, and knowing Ozzy's spit is in the packaging makes it a weirdly cool conversation piece.