Category: ŽIVOTNÍ STYL
CHIEF: “Any witnesses, Johnson?”
JOHNSON: “Just one guy who only saw the assailant’s feet. He said they looked awesome.”
CHIEF: “It’s an open and shut case, Johnson…” (takes hit of crack) “Homislides.”
Music blasts.
Heads explode.
END
Laughed out loud at my desk reading this — the “assailant’s feet looked awesome” bit got me. The joke lands perfectly as a one-liner, and the crack-pipe delivery in the last line is the kind of dark humor I didn’t know I needed. It’s on my coffee table now, and every guest who picks it up cracks up.
The one-liner is so absurdly on-the-nose that it had me laughing out loud on the bus, and the packaging is sturdy enough that the card arrived without a single crease. It’s exactly the kind of dumb, specific humor I’ll be framing on my desk.
The joke about the witnesses seeing only the feet is exactly why I ordered this, and the print quality is sharp enough that the punchline lands perfectly every time. It’s already gotten a laugh out of my one buddy who’s seen it.
